破渔网兜兜 发表于 2015-1-4 15:07:13

趣味英语小故事

       Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.  Man:He is really somebody.What does do?  Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery  他真是一个大人物  小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。  男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?  小孩:墓地守墓人。
  Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?  Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.  一名伟人  老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?  学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。
  Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.  Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.  史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.  服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的.
  Son: Dad, give me a dime.  Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?  Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?  儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。  父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了),不是吗?  儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?

拈花小仙 发表于 2015-1-5 21:20:19

{:7_139:}希望能多讲些计算机英语~
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