[英文网帖翻译]英国物理学家霍金认为女人是宇宙难解之谜

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译文简介:伦敦（路透社）——令世界上最知名的科学家困惑不已的宇宙最大谜团是——女人。
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http://news.yahoo.com/women-mystery-british-physicist-hawking-135814776.html;_ylt=Aj.Bw5F.t_4vljpwyXgPfJDyWed_;_ylu=X3oDMTFvOXBhZGltBG1pdANIQ01PTCBvbiBBcnRpY2xlBHBrZwNpZC0xMDY3MTIzBHBvcwMzBHNlYwNoY20EdmVyAzE3;_ylg=X3oDMTMzbGZvaTdqBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZw
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LONDON (Reuters) - The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.
伦敦（路透社）——令世界上最知名的科学家困惑不已的宇宙最大谜团是——女人。
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When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
当《新科学家》杂志采访《时间简史》的作者斯蒂芬霍金，提问他平时思考得最多的是什么时，这位因为解开现代物理学中一些最复杂的问题而在全球享有声誉的剑桥大学教授回答说：“女人，她们完全是难解之谜。”
The wheelchair bound Hawking, who only recently retired from a post once held by Isaac Newton, talked to the magazine in the run up to celebrations for his 70th birthday about his biggest scientific blunder and his hopes for modern science.
坐着轮椅的霍金，最近刚从艾萨克·牛顿曾经担任过的职位上退休，即将迎来自己的70岁生日，在接受《新科学家》杂志的专访时，不仅谈起他曾经犯过的最大的科学上的错误，还谈到了他对现代科学的期望。
Hawking is due to celebrate his 70th birthday on Sunday with a public symposium entitled "The State of the Universe" at the University of Cambridge's Centre for Theoretical Cosmology.
为了庆祝霍金的70岁生日，剑桥大学理论宇宙学研究中心预计在周日（2012年1月8日）举办研讨会，霍金将在研讨会上发表演讲“宇宙的状态”。
Hawking heads a list of speakers including British Astronomer Royal Martin Rees, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Saul Perlmutter and Kip Thorne, one of the world's leading theoretical physicists.
在霍金发言之后，还有许多科学家将发表演讲，其中包括英国皇家天文学家马丁里斯，诺贝尔奖得主物理学家索尔浦大卫和基普索恩，世界领先的理论物理学家之一。
(Reporting by Paul Casciato, editing by Steve Addison)
( Paul Casciato报道， Steve Addison编辑)

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1、Kurt  •  Reseda, California  •  4 hrs ago

Stephen Hawking announces the biggest mystery in the universe is women. In related news, Tiger Wood's ex-wife bull-dozes a 12 million dollar mansion... I think he might be on to something!

斯蒂芬霍金宣称宇宙中最大的难解之谜是女人，在同一组新闻中，老虎伍兹的前妻拆毁了价值1200万美元的别墅……我想霍金可能是对的！

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2、KumQuat  •  Doylestown, Pennsylvania  •  5 hrs ago

A guy finds a bottle with a genie. The genie offers to grant any wish. The guy asks for a bridge connecting the US mainland to Hawaii because, he says, he is afraid to fly. The genie says, "No can do. Do you realize the engineering obstacles to building a bridge that far across an ocean, the need to withstand hurricanes, tsunamis, etc., not to mention the size of the pilings to go all the way to the ocean floor? You'll have to ask for something else." So the man says, "Okay, I'd like to just be able to understand women." The genie thinks for a moment, then asks "Do you want two lanes or four?"

一个人发现一个装着精灵的瓶子，精灵答应实现他一个愿望。这家伙说想要一座连接美国大陆和夏威夷的大桥，因为他害怕坐飞机。

精灵说：“不行。你知不知道修建一座跨越海洋的桥梁要面临多少工程障碍？需要承受飓风、海啸等等，更不用说必须在海底铺设的桥桩的规模？你换点别的东西吧……”

这个男人听了精灵的回答，想了想，说：“好吧，我想要了解女人。”

精灵思考了好一会儿，然后无奈地说：“你赢了，我们还是谈谈修跨海大桥的事吧，你想要双车道还是四车道？”

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3、Michelle 13 hrs ago

I don't understand women either, despite having been one for forty-plus years now.

我也同样不了解女人，尽管我至今已经做了四十多年的女人。

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4、stan  •  Elmhurst, Illinois  •  14 hrs ago

Stephen, just think of women as either black holes, dark energy or dark matter. They can suck you in, pull you apart, reduce you to the smallest element and spin you in circles at near the speed of light. And like gravity, their pull is irresistible to the average male mass.

斯蒂芬，只需要想想女人就是黑洞、暗能量、暗物质。她们可以吸收你，把你撕裂，把你分割成最小的元素，并且使你以接近光速的速度围绕她们转圈旋转。她们就像地心引力，一切有质量的男性物体都完全无法抗拒。

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5、Barry 10 hrs ago

Stephen was being funny. I just read that he is in the hospital and seriously ill.

He was diagnosed at 21 with Lou Gerig's Desease, which most people die from within a few years. He is 70 and that alone is an amazing accomplishment. I hope he makes that symposium.

斯蒂芬很有趣，我刚才看到报道说他现在在医院并且病得很重。

他21岁就被诊断出患有卢伽雷氏症，很多患此病的人几年后就死了，而他现在70岁了，仅仅这个就是一项了不起的成就。我祈祷他安然无恙，并在周日顺利地参加研讨会。

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6、Retired_LC 15 hrs ago

Gentlemen, we are screwed. Stephen Hawking can figure out black holes in the universe but he can't figure out women? What chance do we normal people have?

先生们，我们完蛋了。斯蒂芬霍金能找出宇宙中的黑洞，却完全搞不懂、猜不透女人？那我们这些普通人还有什么指望？

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7、ggjjkk  •  Austin, Texas  •  13 hrs ago

Before I married my wife she always said how smart I was. After we got married, according to her, I became a complete idiot who could not even tie his own shoes without her help.

Please explane how I retrograded.

在我与我的妻子结婚之前，她总是说我有多么聪明，结婚之后，根据她的说法，我变成了一个彻头彻尾的白痴，如果没有她帮忙连自己的鞋带都系不上。

请解释一下我是如何退化的。

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8、Glen 12 hrs ago

If a man states an opinion in the woods and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

如果一个男人在深山老林里发表他的意见，周围一个听他说话的女人都没有，他还会是错的么？

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9、Joe Flor 12 hrs ago

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..

It's called a Wedding Cake.

科学家们已经发现一种食物可以使女人的性欲降低90%。

这种食物的名字就是——结婚蛋糕。

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10、Stiffilus 15 hrs ago

You don't have to understand how a TV works to enjoy watching it, do you?

如果你喜欢看一档电视节目，又何必非要弄明白它是如何运作的呢？

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11、Alwa  •  Bellevue, Washington  •  12 hrs ago

It's amazing that he is turning 70 when he (and his doctors) never thought he would make it out of his 20s.

这真是太令人惊叹了，他居然活了70岁，尤其是他（和他的医生）从来没有想过他会活过二十多岁。

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12、Robert 15 hrs ago

My future father-in-law gave me the best advice - "Don't question them, don't try to figure them out, just let them do whatever it is they're doing".

我未来的岳父给了我最好的建议——不要开口问她们，也不要试图揣摩她们的想法，只是让她们做她们正在做的事情就好。

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13、Roger  •  Fort Wayne, Indiana  •  15 hrs ago

Good to know that he's no different than the rest of us.

非常高兴知道原来霍金与我们并没有什么不同，也是苦逼男人一个。

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14、Packer fan in Michigan  •  Mishawaka, Indiana  •  14 hrs ago

Someone once said that the difference between men and women was that men only want one thing from every woman while women want everything from only one man.

有人曾经说过，男人与女人的不同之处在于：男人只是想从每一个女人那里得到同一件东西，而女人却想从同一个男人那里得到每一件东西。

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15、2users disliked this commentMichael D 9 hrs ago

The best way to understand a woman is to understand yourself. Don't be blinded by lust, don't be jaded by a previous relationship (use it as experience points) and definitely don't try to "change" someone to meet "your" needs. With women and men honest is always the best policy

了解一个女人的最好办法是了解你自己。不要被欲望所蒙蔽，不要因为之前的经历对男女关系感到厌倦（最好把它当成经验），当然也不要试图“改变”一个人去符合“你的”期望。不论男女，保持诚实总是最好的办法。

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16、19users disliked this commentJacksdad 16 hrs ago

I feel the same way about Quantum Physics.

我对量子物理学也感到同样的困惑。

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17、Alwa  •  Bellevue, Washington  •  9 hrs ago

Dr. Hawking was first diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis when he was an undergraduate (or new graduate) at only 21 years old. He was given only 2 to 3 years to live and debated wether it was worth working towards his doctorate as planned because he would probably be dead before he could complete it. But here he is turning 70 after a brilliant career of breakthroughs in his field of theoretical physics. What an amazing man!

霍金博士在21岁就被诊断出患有肌萎缩性(脊髓)侧索硬化症，当时他还是一个本科生（或者研究生新生)。医生预言他仅剩2至3年的寿命，他必须思考按照计划努力读完博士学位是否值得，因为也许在完成它之前他就已经死了。但现在，作为一个理论物理学家，在自己的领域取得许多突破性成就后，他结束了辉煌的职业生涯，并且马上就要70岁了。一个非常了不起的人！

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18、Ken W 15 hrs ago

What do women want?

Thats simple: SOMETHING ELSE!

女人想要什么？

答案很简单：其他东西！

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19、James Ray  •  Little Rock, Arkansas  •  12 hrs ago

Can the guy have a sense of humor? You people are missing the joke.

难道霍金就没有幽默感吗？他只是在开玩笑，你们这些家伙都会错了意。

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20、Ed  •  Boise, Idaho  •  8 hrs ago

Do not feel alone in this, no one understand women including women!

亲爱的霍金，你不是一个人，没人能理解女人，甚至包括女人自己！

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英文不行就是不爽啊。。。