女生拒绝男生的十大理由

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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

女生拒绝男生的十种理由（以及她们的真实想法）


10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

10. 我一直把你当哥哥看的。（你让我想起《生死狂澜》中弹班卓琴的那个怪人。）


9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

9. 我们年龄差距有点大。（你这个侏罗纪世纪的老头儿。）


8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

8. 我对你没有那方面的意思。（你是我见过的最丑的笨蛋。）


7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

7. 我的生活太复杂了。（我不想让你陪我一整晚，不然，你会听见别的男孩给我打电话。）


6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

6. 我已经有男朋友了。（其实是一只男猫和一加仑冰淇淋。）


5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

5. 我不跟一起工作的同事约会。（嘿伙计，就算我们同属一个太阳系，我也不会跟你约会，更别说我们只是同一个办公楼的了。）


4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

4. 不是你的问题，是我的问题。（是你的问题。）


3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

3. 我要奋斗事业。（就算工作很无聊，不尽人意，也比跟你约会强。）


2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

2. 我是独身主义。（像你这样的男生我才不要嘞。）


1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

1. 我们做朋友吧。（我想把你留在身边，给你讲我约会对象的细节来折磨你。）